beyonce's child

i mopped my whole floor today. only becaue lucy shat all over it.

i learned that i can open my window from the top by climbing up on my window sill and pulling it down. i hope it doesnt crumble under my weight anytime soon.

i cleaned the dust off of my fan so now i have dust free air blowing at me. much better.

i am an independent woman. throw your hands up at me.