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Thursday, December 14, 2006

puzzled

i just opened a chihuahua puzzle that my mom gave to me for my birthday. 5 months ago. well, im glad i have nothing to do at the moment and have time for puzzles. the box says 'break outside the rectangle'. because its in the shape of a pup. nice. my dog is sitting on my lap licking my desk for no reason. shes in a funk tonight. i think when i feed her these bones, and she eats the whole thing in one sitting, it upsets her miniscule stomach. i had to look up miniscule to make sure i spelled it right. neat. OH! i forgot the whole reason i was writing about this puzzle...i opened it and there are tons of pieces that are stuck together so i could totally cheat and just keep them. but i decided if im going to do this, im going to do it right. no cheating, so i went throught the pile and broke apart all of the cheating pieces. that was a really crappy story. like most of my stories are. peace.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

pasta coma

i have a huge problem. i cant stop myself from adding more pasta to the pot of boiling water. i always think it looks like not enough and i assure myself that i only need one more handful and then i will stop. but i dont. i never stop. sometimes monica is around when this is happening, i ask her to tell me to stop. she'll say, 'stop'. and then i'll put more in. ugh. and its always too much and im soooo full and have a big ol' bell afterward.

moving on. i love family feud. i will be on that show someday and win. there is this certain commercial that lucy loves. its an autism commercial with a little blonde toddler is singing, twinkle twinkle little star. lucy will stop everything and stare at the tv and tilt her head. its weird. she also went crazy when we were watching the dog show competition the other day. my dog is a freak.

tomorrow is dead day. my last dead day as an undergrad. kind of. im going to shower, i hate waking up all gross. sometimes im so gross when i wake up that i feel like i have to shower before working out. thats a bad sign. k peace.