beyonce's child

i mopped my whole floor today. only becaue lucy shat all over it.

i learned that i can open my window from the top by climbing up on my window sill and pulling it down. i hope it doesnt crumble under my weight anytime soon.

i cleaned the dust off of my fan so now i have dust free air blowing at me. much better.

i am an independent woman. throw your hands up at me.

not

i just went through and read some of my old, old blogs. (because i have so much time. not) and i have just one thing to say. i am hilarious.

easy bake oven

so...in my new apartment, we dont have a microwave or a working oven. i have to use a toaster oven for most of my cooking needs. tonight i was cooking a baked potato and i looked up at the cooking mechanism that had a light bulb on the side, and thought...it is taking hours to cook this because i am using an easy bake oven.

oh the joys of cheap apartments in ny. this apartments also include attack dogs that torture me and my pup on a daily basis.

its cold. a random woman at the bus stop asked me where my coat was and then rubbed my arm this morning.